By Nat and Neil
The Cannes Lions are around the corner. So here's our top 5 list of what NOT to do on the Cote D’Azur. After all, we want you to leave with your creativity and dignity intact…
1. In the spotlight
Keep those acceptance speeches short and sweet, guys. This ain’t the Oscars. No need for dramatics.
2. Rules of attraction
Never use your business card as a tool of seduction. If in doubt, think of the cheesiest chat up line you’ve ever heard and then ramp up the cringe factor.
3. Slim Shady
Vampires and Bono excluded, avoid wearing sunglasses after sunset. You’re better than that!
4. My precious
Don’t take your award with you to the bar. We’re pleased you won but remember, you’re perfect just as you are.
Less is more with those Cannes-tatastic posts. We don’t want your poor friends back home getting all #welljel.